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Teddy Riley'd

When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.

Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.

by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020


Best Teddy

The best teddy ever. Period. SOO CUTE

Bro, ur best teddy is pog

by YourPhehdonym March 19, 2023


goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024


Teddy Desir

A term used to name boys who love transgender people and are gay / bi

Im a teddy desir

by Yanutza Perez April 16, 2022


teddy gene ewers

the name of a stud who gets the hot chicks other wise known as tge

that dude is a teddy gene ewers he gets all the ladies

by cokenewspaperwagglebattery February 19, 2018


Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by

Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again
someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 28, 2023


Teddy Hugger

A little kid or teenager who is still obsessed with their stuffed animal.

Kid: I love you teddy bunny!
Adult: You still carry that thing around?
Kid: Do not question me!
Adult: Wow, you're such a Teddy Hugger.

by Sanitarium Sarah October 24, 2015