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pictures or situations in manga and anime that involve men and are used to excite female of gay male viewers.
bob: "did you see the man service in that bishonen anime where those two guys accidentally kissed?"
jill: "yeah that was totally man service"
A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.
The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
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A female who will do anything for her man even though it makes her look stupid.
Or
A female who knows her man isn’t good but doesn’t wanna leave.
Samantha: damari cheated on me again
Danielle: you better not take him back
Samantha: he just texted me telling me to come outside, he’s taking me out to eat. Bye
Danielle: this bitch is such a man clown
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"I don't know man"
It's used at the end of a long piece of advice just so that if the person takes the advice and things go wrong, the advice giver can't be blaimed for it.
I think you should ask her out, but idk man.
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When you enter through the ass while your dick is flaccid and becomes erect once it's inside
"My anal cavity blew up like a balloon whenever Frank did the ant man inside me"
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'Man like' is often used as a sort of exclamation upon greeting someone to re-affirm who that person. It can also be used to boost ones ego (including yourself)
Man like Bill Gates is out'ere doing his thing, stacking his papez.
or Man like (name) is looking HELLAFLY today
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Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.
Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed
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