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High quality pencils that are used ONLY for math. Used for super quick writing. Must have more than one, and preferrably a sharpener so that after it gets a little dull you can easily switch or sharpen.
I got some new math pencils earlier! I’m so excited to use them!
Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!
Organized attempt to force you into exercising your brain. PE for gray matter.
Like jumping higher and higher as you get older, or running ever faster, you learn to apply your mind to more and more complex matters in math class.
Except when your teacher is a lowly paid couldn't-care-less public servant. Then you're fucked.
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(aslo known as math wasted or math high) An altered state of mind, similar to having a few too many beers or quite possibly too many bong hits, after spending an extended amount of time working on math problems. One can get math drunk on a number of different mathematical subjects, but its most common during calculus, complex numbers, or any form of math theory.
A: "Dude, we spent like 3 hours on probability homework and got totally math drunk."
B: "Thats nothing, I got math wasted last night doing advanced calc!"
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Nathan: Wanna do some maths homework?
Alex: Fo' Sho'
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When a pair of cute shoes retail at $89 and you find them on sale for $29; you did not save $60, yet this means you have $60 yet to spend!
Cassie: OMG, these are only $29??
Melissa: Nice, what's the retail?
Cassie: $89
Melissa: You have $60 left to spend!
Melissa & Cassie: GIRL MATH!!
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1 hour of your day wasted on questions such as
if joey has 3 sandwiches and Elle has 5 sandwiches, when I throw a triangle out of the car window and air resistance isa thing that exists, what is the meaning of life?
I catch up on sleep in maths class
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A man that women rely on for help in math; especially calculus. A math daddy is different from a tutor. Unlike a tutor, they help you for free and sessions with a math daddy often lead to calc n chill.
Remember that really smart guy in my calc class? I gave him my number, now he's my math daddy. I hope he's down to calc n chill tonight.
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