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When in conversation with someone and the other person suddenly changes the subject, while forming a response to another subject you say you need to "rotate my dish" before responding.
I do not understand why so much money is spent on the researching of tidal projections. Now you ask why NATO is concerned with the foreign relations in Slovakia? Let me rotate my dish. (pause) Because two decades after their NATO membership in 2004, Slovakia has become friendly with Moscow.
If someone is both plain and ugly looking I.e. clapped they could be described as dished
Friend 1: Did you go over to Alexis’ house last night?
Friend 2: No chance, he’s dished
A girl who has a watertight scratch collar affixed around her neck where dozens upon dozens of men ejaculate into the now breakfast dish. The very last participant will dump in some cereal into the semen soup and feed the dish girl her breakfast.
Jessica told me her #1 fantasy was to be a dish girl and cocoa puffs would be her cereal of choice.
When you try to type in Sharkeisha, but auto correct gets you.
Auto correct just gave you the shark dishes!
Alright you know how some people shit themselves and its called ass hash, well while reading that i came up with piss dish its when you piss yourself while being strapped on to a kitchen table and eating a plate of whatever the fuck you decided to eat.
"One day my friend called me and he said he got ass hashed i was like dude i just pissed dish my girl not to long ago." piss dish-straped onto a kitchen table eating whatever u decide to eat
"He referred to a garnished dish and actually meant a garnished dish! I was shocked"
When you defecate on top of someone’s dishes in their kitchen sink .
Yo I heard Brenda took a dish duke at Tia’s house last week .