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the situation, when a girl is bent over or in doggy-stile position, with a guy having sex with her while she is giving head to another guy in front of her. the two men give each other a high-5, forming an "A".
"we had her in an alpha tower"
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The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.
Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".
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The strongest person in jail.
If, on your first night in cell block E you want to make a strong impression, then you attack the Alpha-Negro with a fork.
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An individual who has earned a PHD.
"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"
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A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side
Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf
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A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.
Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*
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The smartest woman in a given group of women. Generally one of the more psychologically attractive ones because she's nice, but not afraid to put a stupid female (whore) in her place for being a bitch by kicking said bitch's ass. Alpha females sometimes have a naturally occurring (meaning no plastic surgery) bra cup size of DD and up in addition to being smart, kind, and a total badass.
Characteristics of an Alpha Female:
Smart (IQ of 90 or higher)
Naturally large breasts (sometimes)
Badass
Brave
Kind
Independent
Not afraid of men
Fun to be around
Gets along with others
Good manners
Isn't a sex worker
Funny
Is either single or is in a relationship with only 1 person
Isn't a feminazi/feminist
I'm an Alpha Female.
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