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Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.
Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.
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The act of respectably filling a woman's vagina with President's Choice whipped cream and proceeding to penetrate her, clearing out the majority of the whipped cream.
Hey buddy, do you want to head down to Tim's for a Double-Double?
Definately guy. Just give me a few minutes, eh. I have to give my consenting girlfriend a Canadian Snowplow first.
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How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."
"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.
"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."
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Popularized by the Colbert Report, the Canadian History is an act in which a man performs a maple syrup colonic on a female at a Tim Horton's. This is followed by the male (typically with pubic hair in the shape of a maple leaf) putting his dick in her eh-hole. It is often finished with an apology. Fur trapping is a common side effect.
We had some soup and donuts and I she let me recite a little canadian history, if you know what I'm saying, eh.
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The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.
I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Julie's house.
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A franchised store from Canada that sells everything from automotive parts to Christmas trees.
I'm going to go buy some more motor oil at Canadian Tire
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The Canadian Pipeline, not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline, is when two people each insert the end of a straw or tube into their butt. Then one of them farts, causing the air to travel into the others ass.
Alex: Hey dude, wanna canadian pipeline with me? I had chili for dinner.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.
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