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the best beat song if you dont listen to it your gay/les
hey is that crab rave?
hell ya man
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The quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrab's host.
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A sexually transmitted bug, crabs, which are red and you get from having sex with the devil. More used as a joking term by high school freshmen, devil crabs are more often than not, said to be had by a freshmen who has had sex before they turn sixteen.
Jane:I've got crabs.
Jenny:You've been sleeping with too many guys.
Jane:I think they're red.
Jenny:That's gross. What? Did you have sex with the devil and now you have devil crabs?
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Blue grabs is where you have a fungal infection which grows on your toenail which grows in your mouth( teeth and tongue) instead.
blue crabs is where after you suck on someones toes because you have a foot fetish and they have a fungal infection on there toenail the fungal starts to grow in your teeth on your tongue
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When you put your thumb and index finger in a pinching position like a crab, and pinch your girls puffy upper vagina multiple times in a row. In a jabbing motion.
Babe, I love crab-jabbing your pussy. It feels so good.
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Girl that has alot of crabs, and is a skank.
Oh my codi, you sleep around so much your such a crab girl.
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When an arthritic man and a woman love each other very much they have crab sex. It is called crab sex as the arthritic man will only move awkwardly sideways, not up or down.
Guy1: (pauses game of quietpes)Whats that noise coming from upstairs?
Guy2: Thats my housemate with his girlfriend
Guy1: That doesn't sound right, he's doing it wrong.
Guy2: No he's got arthritis remember, it's crab sex
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