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A: Hey B, Where did you get in
B: Harvard...
A: WOW!! OMG, Congratulations
B: ...of the South
A: Oh, well Duke University is good too
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luke duke: from luke (as in luke warm) and duke, meaning poop (as in drop a duke).
not to be confused with loose deuce, which is liquid poop.
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A university in Durham, North Carolina that is owned by the University of North Carolina. This is often seen in Men's basketball, in which UNC consistently humiliates Duke.
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Slang for shit. To "drop a king duke" is to leave a big juicy turd.
Drop a King Duke in wee wheelie, young feller!
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An institution of learning which touts itself as being one of the best universities in the country. Also famed for its importunate insulting of The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, which, despite being a public institution that doesn't charge a small fortune in tuition and does not include a minumum of 4 legacy connections as a requirement for admission, maintains a similarly high academic caliber. Employer of Mike Krzyzewski, possibly the spawn of Satan and facilitator of the massacre of his team on their beloved J.J. Redick's senior night, where a primarily first-year UNC roster schooled the player who Duke likes to think is God's gift to basketball. Redick, in true champion style, proceeded to cry like the Dookie that he is, because when a Duke student doesn't get what they want, they only need cry about it and either Mommy, Daddy, or their frat brother will come save them.
Friends don't let friends go to Duke University.
How many Duke University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to crack under the pressure.
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When an individual exudes extreme amounts of machismo in situations which clearly do not call for it, often to the great frustration of those in the immediate vicinity.
Ben was duking out so bad I wanted to attack him.
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When you slide your ass across a woman's face.
Like Bo Duke used to do when he would run and jump across the General Lee sliding his ass across the hood of the car.
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