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The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.
I enjoy cornning the ham
When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.
"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"
When your homeboy is doing more than just cartwheels on that shit
My boy Kyle was constantly Ham Hogging me during that uno game
When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.
Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.
When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.
After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.
Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.
*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation
"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."