Jeff Session

When a bunch of white guys jerk off together while watching cuck porn.

Hey, we're gonna have a Jeff Session tonight...can you and Chad bring a rack of Coors Light and some lube?

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Jeff Lewis

A very specific photobomb where you pose sitting next to a sleeping person at an airport

"See that guy sleeping on the bench over there? Take my picture, I'm going to Jeff Lewis him"

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jeff foxworthy

One unfunny individual. (Who happens to have a red neck.)

Hey look, it's Jeff Foxworthy!
YOU SUCK!

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Feeling Jeff

Used to describe a feeling of fatness, laziness, smelliness, hungriness, or just fat

Man am I feeling jeff today, i just ate two half pound burritos from taco bell

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jeff yourself

1) Allowing the Game Master to use the suggestions of a player or players to screw them over in game.
2) Giving the Dungeon Master knowledge to help defeat or hurt the player.

Wizard: "I am going to cast mage ar... wait... Technically, my spell book got ruined after we got thrown into the River."
Cleric: "Damn it! Why did you have Jeff Yourself like that!"
DM: *Grins* "Roll a percentile to see how many pages were ruined."

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jeff foxworthy

The worst comedian ever, who rapes all the children on are you smarter than a fifth grader. AND IS NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER!

"you know you're a redneck when your sister's your mom, and your grandma's your cousin and your neice"
Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Kent

An Asshole Racist RedNeck who betrayed The San Francisco Giants to Play For The Sissy Ass Los Angeles Dodgers}

That Guy on The Reds almost pulled a Jeff Kent.

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