moose-knuckle

Simply put it is the male equivalent of a woman's camel toe. Usually caused by the seam of tight but thin leg wear such as spandex, the testicles and penis form two bulges on opposite sides of the seem that vaguely resembles the hoof, or "knuckle" of a moose. hence "Moose-knuckle"

Jon didn't wear underwear under his skintight Peterpan costume, and everyone could see that he had a moose-knuckle.

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swamp moose

Any girl that lives in Dundalk, usually lacking a full set of teeth.

That chick is a crack smokin Swamp Moose

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spooked moose

While engaging in rear-door entry with a female partner, have an acomplice hide (preferably in a closet). With your two hands spread out, position them over her head like moose antlers. Have the friend jump out of a closet with a camera (flash required) to take a picture, one that resembles a spooked moose. variations can also be played out resembling a deer

That girl totally got a spooked moose from our buddy last night.

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Pull the moose

1. To succeed against the odds.
2. To attempt something against great odds.

1. "I'm gonna pull the moose tonight, mofo! Bo-yeah."
"He pulled the moose."
"You really pulled the moose tonight, Nogbert."
2. "What's Alicietta doing?" - "She's over there, pulling the moose on Dougfried."

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Poop a Moose

The act of pooping the day before a field trip when you are so exited that you can not hold your bowl movements.

I can't wait for the field trip tomorrow. I'm going to poop a moose so im ready.

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Moose Hoof

The next level of camel toe. That is to say, that the camel toe is popping out so far, that it is no longer in the same league as ordinary camel toe.

"Dude, did you just see that chick's camel toe?"
"....That was like....Moose Hoof, or somethin..."

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moose call

The act of tryin to find marijuana.

We were needing to get high, so i made a moose call.

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