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penguin ass

a description of one's behind that either
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking

As Mancy walks past her friend, Tom, in the store:
Tom: Mancy you have a penguin ass
Mancy: I know

by noneofyourbeeswax900 February 2, 2009

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distorted penguins

kick ass ska band

distorted penguins kick ass!!!

by beatbopper October 26, 2003

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James Penguin

Penguin, James Penguin. A christmas song written by country artist Brad Paisley. He is Santa's spy and helps him out every now and then. Mr. Penguin is similar to James Bond, except he keeps tabs on all the children with his secret spy equipment.

He's Penguin, James Penguin, that dapper little guy. Like a well dressed duck in a three peice tux, he's santas secret spy.

by Jonesdiggity April 6, 2008

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swamp penguin

A black and white flightless-bird (often described as having a fur coat resembling a tuxedo in appearance) that has strayed seriously out of it's element due to a rare communicable disease known as swamp fever. Few survive.

Be wary of swamp penguins as they are disoriented, agitated, and easily startled. They can strike without warning and have razor sharp poison tipped beaks. Do not approach, or try to entice the creature by imitating a dead fish. Contact local wildlife authorities immediately and surround your house with an unbearable number of garden gnomes and pink flamingos to distract the beast and keep it at bay.

by DingdongsAreForever March 3, 2009

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Penguin Master

Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.

"Man, is that 7Paul?"
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."

by 7Paul May 8, 2007

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former penguin

a dumass who does nothing but flame inteligent linux users who are obviosly smarter than him.

Shut up you stoopid FUD and go back to crashing Windoze you troll.

by Tux OWNZ you June 16, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penguin feet

when you walk toe to toe with someone and stick out your arms and wobble side-to-side

boy: hey
girl: hey
boy: wanna do penguin feet?
girl: sure! get closer!

by thesourse August 8, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž