Michigan State

The school that every person from michigan goes to if they didn't make it into the university of michigan.

Every person from michigan applies to both schools, the difference is Michigan State students students receive rejection letters.

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penn state

A mixed bag. Decent school in the middle of nowhere where everyone follows the football team and the students drink until they are retarded. Some cute girls, by PSU standards, but most would pass for dogs in a city with alot of hot chics like NYC or LA. Weather is great in the summer/fall but your balls freeze in the winter and you don't see the sun until May. Few decent bars but alot of holes filled with drunk meatheads and vomiting idiots. Terrible restaurants but good ice cream. Alot of cool people but plenty of ignorant people who are are homophobes and racists.

Dude, we need to make a run for more 151!

Popped collars and Uggs aren't popular anymore tards.

We are . . . Penn State!

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Boise State

An excellent football team that never gets its respect in BCS Bowl rankings. A Rodney Dangerfield, except Boise State has its stuff. Someone who can never get into the inner circle.

Is Kansas City the Boise State of NFL?
If Boise State is in SEC, they would not win even a game.

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Ohio State

Florida's ugly bitch.

Florida Fan: Since Ohio State lost so bad against Florida in both the championships for football and basketball, they are officially Florida's bitch.

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State Trooper

Hardworking state police officers that work everyday. They have two days off a month. They train long and hard for months. Not weeks. Six months to be exact. Only allowed to go home on Sundays while in the academy. They also have to have a college degree and/or be a Marine.

You should respect every State Trooper for putting their lives on the line so you can go see your grandma on Christmas.

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Morgan State

A prestigious university in Baltimore, MD. Also known as the 13th grade of Baltimore's public high schools.

Shaniqua: "Yo, where you goin' at?"

Jamal: "Riding the short bus to the the 13th grade!"

Shaniqua: "Ahh Morgan State, I got rejected there, but I'm going to BCCC..."

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Deep State

Any career professional in the Federal government who puts loyalty to the Constitution ahead of fealty to the current occupant of the White House.

The Deep State would not let Donald Trump get away with bartering military aid to Ukraine for dirt on his political rival.

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