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When one cums in another's nose, and that person shoots it back into the first person's mouth.
She gave me a Swedish snot rocket, it was great, take me to the clinic.
When a man shits on a woman’s breasts and titty fucks her.
Ronda was begging for a Swedish chili dog so I loaded up on Taco Bell, sprayed some trouser chili on her chest and titty fucked that bitch.
1. The mental state of a person when they come home with a car full of IKEA stuff and stay up all night putting it together.
2. The rage that occurs when you are staring at a set of IKEA instructions and can't decipher the illustrations, and you throw your hands up in despair. Symptoms include arguing with your significant other; and throwing or kicking pieces, tools or hardware across the room.
3. The mad combination of adrenaline and frustration you get, when you're running around the self-service area trying to find all the different packages you need for one item.
4. When you are waiting in line 10 minutes before closing, fuming and having a meltdown because you're standing behind 30 people with their carts overflowing with stuff, and you just want to get your meatballs and GTFO.
1. Taylor and I bought a few Pax wardrobes at IKEA this weekend, drank a bunch of coffee and spent 16 hours putting it together. We were up till 4 in the morning! Talk about Swedish House Mania...
2. Well, the bookshelf got a few scratches on it when Steven smacked it with the hammer in a fit of Swedish House Mania.
3. I swear we couldn't find Aisle 3, bin 24, where the doors were supposed to be for that cabinet we were buying. I got Swedish House Mania at the thought of having to come back for it another day.
"IKEA was a shitshow last night. It looked like everyone in line had Swedish House Mania, waiting to check out." or, "I was sick of sleeping on the floor, so I finally I braved the Swedish House Mania at IKEA the other night, to get a new bed."
Wiping your ass on your partners face after taking a dump either on them or somewhere else.
He gave me a swedish pimple.
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When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.
"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"
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when a chick is blowin you and she throws up on your dick and you make her lick it all off like a popsicle
man i just got the craziest Swedish popsicle stick from graceann last night! That girl knows how to have a good time
the female version of the dutch rudder. when a girl inserts her finger into her vagina and the other girl moves her hand.
My college roommate gave me a swedish turn signal until i came all over my hand.
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