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Everything and Anything that guy says is funny.
Tom Hanks : I have AIDS.
Peter Griffin : HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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1. The lead singer of the wonderful band Keane.
2. (noun) A man with *very* pinchable, cute, chubby, cheeks.
3. (verb) To pinch a cute, deserving cheek.
1. "Wow, Tom Chaplin rocked in that concert last night!"
2. "Tom Chaplin is just so adorable, look at those cheeks! *squee!*"
3. "Wow, I just really wanted to Tom Chaplin him right there."
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Also known as The God of Mischief/Hair. Most known for his role as Magnus Martinsson in Wallander, F.Scott Fitzgerald in Midnight In Paris and Loki in Thor and the upcoming The Avengers. To sum this perfect human being up, he is everything blonde curls are made of.
Look at that head of blonde curls, it must be Tom Hiddleston
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LITERALLY THE MOST FUCKING GREATEST FUCKING TV SHOW EVER FUCKERS. I FUCKING LOVE DAMN TOM AND JERRY MOFO'S! 2+2 = 4 THAT FUCKING GODDAMN QUICK MATHS BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING GREAT SHOW warner bros ! YOU IS AWESOME. #1940
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TOM AND FUCKING JERRY IS AWESOME BITCH! - "Defined as tom and jerry is awesome"
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a musician of multiple genres started from 1970-present. he is probably one of the most underapperciated artists of all time and the most famous person nobody has heard off.
must listens are albums "rain dogs", "mule variations", "orphans brawlers bawlers and bastards".
he talks like tom waits.
he dresses like tom waits
you should listen to tom waits
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The guy who made the horror of Myspace.
Hey, I'm Tom, and I ruined millions of lives. THX.
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Tom pearl is a 61 year old man from Georgia that is known for his scat films. He uploads them because he "wants as many people as possible to know I eat diarrhea". He has uploaded his videos to a large number of porn sites, usually under the name "tompearl" or "toiletmouth". The website with the most complete collection of Tom Pearl is heavy-r.com. The website with the most information on his life is MUCHOZUCKO (deleted), where he made a video specifically for the site.
Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry. He was charged in 2002 with possession of child pornography, and is a registered sex offender with monitored internet access. Which means that all of these videos were made and uploaded while being monitored as a sex offender.
I dont get how Tom Pearl is still alive after eating shit, diarrhea, and drinking piss several times
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