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A walrus is a cute af animal that looks like my aunt
Roger:Aww It's A Walrus
Me:No that's just my Aunt
Roger:oh
A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.
Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.
When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
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Adjective; when your scrotum tightens to resemble a walrus chin.
When Whalen got out of the swimming pool his shorts fell off and revealed his walrus chin.
When you and you friends go out looking for BBW to take home for sex.
Me and my friends are going walrus Hunting tonight.