Motor-Boating

The act of making an engine noise when sticking your face in a woman's BOOBS.

Michael: Did you hear what John did last night?
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.

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swift boating

The act of discrediting a political opponent by making exaggurated or outrightly false claims about his/her character and past actions.

Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.

Jed: Sylva says she's against the war, but she has no idea about how much it protects our country. It's not like she actually earned her PhD in political science - her daddy has influence at that college.

Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!

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eyes in the boat

To keep looking straight ahead and not left, right, up or down. USMC term.

"Keep your eyes in the boat, Private"

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Tug Boating

The act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans buttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.

Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...

Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!

Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!

Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse

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swift-boat

to attack opponents and critics, especially by using unfair practices and deception

Maybe he'll even call off the right-wing attack machine so it won't Swift-boat the Katrina survivors who emerge to ask tough questions as it has Cindy Sheehan and those New Jersey widows who had the gall to demand a formal 9/11 inquiry.

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U-boat

this is the name of drink, mostly use in poland. put short-drink (wet) of vodka into your glass of beer and drink it all in very short time

-o man. i'm so drunk! i've drink 5 u-boat's in 20min!

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Sex Boat

An extremely attractive woman who has little to no brains or substance. Her body is merely a vessel for having sex.

That girl I banged last night was a total sex boat, she probably thinks Ill actually call her when im not drunk.

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