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The Reed Brothers are the group of three brothers: Michael, Shane, and Dustin. Whom all currently go to Shawnee Mission East. They are known for their crazy antics of skipping school, disrespecting teachers, getting drunk on weekends, and being held back. They sag past their knees, and wear red clothing to show they are apart of the "Bloods". Though recently, they have created a new gang, known as the "New Mafia." They have recruited the two younger brothers and several other incredibly white wiggers to join their cause.
Shane, being the oldest, is currently a third year freshman, and is dating a wanna-be whore, Sam. They have a long-running break up, get engaged, break up, get engaged system of dating going, and it doesn't seem that it is going to break any time soon.
Dustin and Michael, the youngest, are both freshman. Dustin is the one who most resembles his older brother, Shane. Meaning he is a short, incredibly white wanna-be gangster.
Michael is the shortest, and had a disgusting bowl hair cut. It was greasy, and the only way to block his acne, freckle, and other wise greasy face from being seen. Whenever he smiles, it causes people to gag. His teeth are a crooked mess. Most likely from all his gang-battles.
Michael shows the most interest in wanting to actually graduate, but he doesn't follow through. He regularly skips his 2nd hour (Which I am in) and has lost credit in it.
Shawnee Mission East Reed Brothers Johnson County Reed Brothers
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A term coined sarcastically by Slater on Saved By The Bell to characterize a very kind, giving man. (i.e. a male version of Mother Theresa)
Slater: First, he offers me his locker, and now his seat. He's a real Brother Theresa.
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- an *awesome* philly based band
- sound like pink floyd meeets radiohead meets disco biscuits
- www.brotherspast.com
"brothers past is the sickest band ever!"
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Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas were born in the hospital in Disneyworld, during the gay pride parade. They were born as triplets, however the last two were born a few years later. After her mother was done giving birth to Nick, she killed herself after realizing she wasted 5 years of her life in a hospital. Their father, knowing that he was an incompetent unemployed drunk, dropped them off at the nearest church.
The priest came to the church one day after his nightly visit to the gay strip bar. He found the three boys and brought them in. He decided he must name these "gifts from god". Coincidentally, he decided to name them Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. The next few years, Nick, Kevin, and Joe had to beg on the street for money and food while the priest "helped out" at the young boys and girls club.
When Nick was old enough to speak, at age 5, he whined at local shops about his life and how hard it was. A music producer thought he had a nice whining voice. He asked him if he would sign a contract that would be a great financial gain to him. He agreed, and began recording whining with music in the background. For the next 7 years, his voice grew no deeper.
The record producer realized his mistake, and shipped Nick, along with his two older brothers, off to columbia. There, they were discovered by the national record company, Columbia Records. The three of them made a band under the name "Kracktor", and labeled themselves as brutal progressive black death power heavy metal/polka.
Nick could not do the death scream, however, and they had to change their music. They simplified it to 3 power chords played over, and over. Unfortunately, they weren't selling with Columbia. One day, while sitting by a hickory stump, the devil appeared and challenged them to a fiddle challenge.
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'll care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. You play a pretty good fiddle, but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cos' I think I'm better than you." The devil said to them. Nick mindlessly accepted, before realizing he had no fiddle, or a soul for that matter.
The devil, realizing he won by default, brought them to his secret headquarters and sold them to his head company, Disney. Disney realized the potential in their looks towards premature mainstream zombies and threw the brothers in a few movies and marketed them on everything.
Today, the Jonas brothers live in hell, along with the devil and his disney army. They create mindless songs that get stuck in your head until you want to throw up.
"The Jonas Brothers are the worst thing to ever walk the earth. What a waste of space and skin."
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An openly gay band of 'brothers' that (suck each others dicks) wears tight ass jeans in hopes to get straight guys to think its 'cool'.
Foo 1 = I like jonas brothers
Foo 2 = ur gay
Foo 1 = ya
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A couple of Chinese guys in their twenties hustling in Asia making big money and good songs with Joji and Rich Brian.
Damn, have you heard Higher Brothers' "Made In China"? That was the shit!
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A trio of homosexuals that create simple, bland melodies that are extremely popular among the mainstream media for no apparent reason.
"hey who are those fags from disney channel that make those shitty songs?"
"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"
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