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Leaving the office and going to a bar with wifi during the work day to drink and work at the same time. Multiple "venue changes" can be made during the same work by switching bars.
Matt worked all day but made multiple venue changes and was fairly unproductive by 5pm.
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an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:
Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.
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The antithesis to global warming
While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.
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Synonym for the female vagina. Also known as hoo-ha.
At least you got to see her chunk'a change!
Bumming $millions off of you supporters to use for your legal defense.
That is a mountain of money Trump gets from his supporters. You can call it Trump Change, especially when he uses it for his legal defense.
Male masturbation.
If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.
~When a straight person decides to play for the other team
~Becomes gay
Dude: I'm so happy with you!
Girl: About that...
Dude: What is it?
Girl: Let's just say there was a slight change in tides...