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missing children

people go missing but got tired of the evil people they live with and join the military and start a new life

i saved all the missing children in the world and now they trying to take credit for it and lock me up in prison forever so when they speak about it, i can't say i did it and they took all my rewards. and lock up an innocent person in prison forever.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022


chicago children’s choir

A place where you are forced to be perfect by being enslaved in the cult of inspiring and changing lives through music.

Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music

by Ltacbio1 May 30, 2019


Pizza Children

when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.

“let’s get these pizza children home safe

by xokillme June 16, 2024


Cameron's Children

Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.

person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb

by jericc is my son September 23, 2022


Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.

I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...

by Daddi Longlegz September 18, 2019


I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

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Hazbin Children

A group of people who like a certain cartoon about lesbian relationships.

These Hazbin Children don't know anything.

by The Wonder Chris Boy February 23, 2024