Having or exhibiting signs or symptoms of influenza.
Ed was feeling quite flu-ey and had to cancel his March Madness plans.
The flu like symptoms that appear the day or second day after doing a lot of methamphetamines.
"I think my girlfriend has the flu."
"Nah, she snorted a bunch of ice at my place last night. It's just the Appalachian Flu."
The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.
Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."
Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."
Chris: "That sounds rapey."
Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."
the sickness that one acquires when sharing a joint, pipe, bong, or any other smoking appliance with a group
"Yo are you coming out tonight?"
"Nah sorry, I got a came down with a wicked case of bong flu last night at the hotbox."
A disease that hinders your ability to watch a show except episodes that have heavy shipping
Peter: "hey Chad want to binge She-ra with me"
Chad: "I can only watch the ending because I have Ship-flu"
Before sex put pepper on the pillow so when you’re hitting it doggy and put her head in the pillow she sneezes and her pussy tightens around your dick
I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her the Pennsylvania flu.
When you lay out of work with a Hoochie girl
I can't come in today , I've got the Hoochie flu