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The gift you or your children give after receiving a crappy present, particularly at Xmas. OR
Gifting someone a totally inappropriate present, because throughout the year they have continually pissed you off.
I think we need to revenge-gift Sammy for his birthday after he gave the kids those drums, cymbals and horns for Xmas. OR
I think Jim needs some little blue pills as a revenge gift for his 21st after what he did at mine.
an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.
me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.
Mich ist gift wegen... MICH IST GIFT ~Unge
Unge Kommentiert: Milch ist Gift
When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
When you blow your load in a girl you like to mark your territory.
After the third date , Mark gifted Jasmine to show her how much he cared about her.
gift Milena day is every day of the year. It exists because I need an excuse to buy her gifts so she doesn’t feel bad about me spending my money on her (totally valid) if you have a Milena in your life, buy her gifts every day because Milena’s are special.
Today is gift Milena day, I should go buy her something to celebrate her existence!