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After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!
I hate my in-laws so much I created a Grandma's Mud Castle for them!
A key witness in his pissing trial.
"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.
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Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.
My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma
A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.
Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"
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Legendary figure who killed hitler, bin laden, escobar. She castrated all of them, and kept their balls.
Big C's Grandma is legendary bro.
a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.
BOB: "that girl is such a slut"
DAN: "yea, she probably is a grandma coot coot."
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Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
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