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Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.

This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018


cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.

I enjoy cornning the ham

by cloakchoke January 9, 2011


Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.

"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"

by SITKO April 2, 2008


ham darts

It’s like regular darts but the dart board is a ham

Hey, are you up for a game of ham darts tonight?

by francis the mule May 22, 2022


ham chandelier

What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.

Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?

by T2216639 November 14, 2016


ham-fister

Someone who ham-fists. See ham-fisting

"Jeez those hackster mechanics are real ham-fisters!"

by huck&shred March 8, 2013


ham whack

To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."

by P. Dub August 31, 2007