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jamaican thirst

a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.

My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!

by xocyndirellaox June 21, 2008


Jamaican Milkshake

Two people, any gender, typically experimenting in Scatophilia or Coprophilia are the type to participate. The practice involves both partners on hands and knees facing their butts together. One partner squirts preferably liquid feces into the others booty hole. Then the partner shall twerk till mixed.

oh you booked the Sandles hotel for your honeymoon? Will you dabble in the Jamaican Milkshake for the occasion?

by eiboobyknits0003 May 8, 2023


Jamaican cruise

When a black girls pussy hair is so long you can make it into corn rows.

Parker: hey how’d it go with that chick last night?
Ethan: it was fine after I gave her a Jamaican cruise, it was thicker than she was!
Parker: ok then

by Ethan R. Clipss October 31, 2018


Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".

"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."

by lollllllllllllllllllllllllllol April 25, 2022


Jamaican Zone Wars

The best Fortnite game mode! play it here: 5965-6439-1857

person 1: hey bro wanna play Jamaican Zone Wars?
person 2: BOMBACLART

by Archieology January 5, 2024


Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.

Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!

by GangstaGreg2100 May 21, 2024


Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024