A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white
middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."
A pro league player that constantly bitches about things in a game that they dont like. (usually is the reason garbage nerfs and buffs happen)
Josh: "bro they really took zofia withstand away?"
Alex: "yeah cuz of those pro league bitches complaining about it"
MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.
1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer
Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
Madden league ran by JB55 a bozo who boosts his stats and cheats. JB55 has also been known to cheese and get bailed constantly.
Wanna join the Inferno Madden League?
Nah jb55 is a corrupt bum
a garbaged human being in which they choose to play one of the worse MOBA games that the world has every developed, they choose to cyber bully and get cyber bullied simply because they are masochists for an inordinate amount of pain
OP: "that league of legends player over there is having a seizure"
F: "leave them, they play league of legends"
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the name given to a group of people or a company that simply never cease to outdo themselves in achieving stupidness
wow! a NEW LEAGUE of idiots
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