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That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid
Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.
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When you feed your girlfriend dinner then go home and fuck her in the ass thus mashing her dinner
A good cheap date is going to mcd's then going home and mashing her dinner
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A party where you eat as much as possible and wear comfortable clothes before having an orgy.
Nobody knew if Jessica was pregnant or just full when she took her shirt off at the mashed potato party
A sexual act involving three people whereby a man has intercourse with a women assuming the doggie-style position and a third person (man or women) inserts their hand into the bottom of the women and gives the man a hand-job from the inside.
-how'd you go last night buddy?
-awesome. Got myself a Milwaukee Mash-up after dinner.
-about time!
When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.
Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.
When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits
I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9
When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.
1) Time to mash me some arse!
2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!