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That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid
Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.
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When you feed your girlfriend dinner then go home and fuck her in the ass thus mashing her dinner
A good cheap date is going to mcd's then going home and mashing her dinner
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When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.
Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.
A sexual act involving three people whereby a man has intercourse with a women assuming the doggie-style position and a third person (man or women) inserts their hand into the bottom of the women and gives the man a hand-job from the inside.
-how'd you go last night buddy?
-awesome. Got myself a Milwaukee Mash-up after dinner.
-about time!
When you are getting your your junk pounded on by a significant other (e.g., a partner, stranger, lover, hornswoggler) whose hands are sandy af.
The act of really going to town on someone's private parts with hands / feet filled with sand.
A "Sandy Handy" but with a little more gusto!
This is a non-gender bias term, anyone can give or recieve a montauk mash job as long as thier extremities are sandy and you are really "just mashing it." You also don't have to be in Montauk, or on a beach.
"Whoa look at those two homeless guys giving each other Montauk Mash Jobs under the boardwalk" -- an angsty teen witnessing a grown man receive a sand filled hand job on Long Island
"Yeah she gave me the ole' Montauk Mash Job" -- a guy with severe sand burns on his dick
Guy 1: "She was trying to grind my dick into dust with her sandy hands"
Guy 2: "So she gave you the montauk mash job"
When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits
I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9
When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.
1) Time to mash me some arse!
2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!