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Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019


Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020


Mouse wrangling

When 2 ovulating females facing face to face and have tethered each others vaginally inserted tampon strings together, then slowly back away from one another causing one or both tampons to slip out , can be done for duelling or artistic purposes

Annabell and Paige are out the back mouse wrangling I wonder who will win?

by Rex hunt March 10, 2023


mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021


PreEmptive Mouse

When you know somebody is about to say 'Mouse!' to you, and so you say it first and undercut them.

"Hey, James..."
"Mouse!"
Damn! Preemptive Mouse!

by Cyrano "CJ" Jones May 13, 2011


Snow Mouse

1. A young woman addicted to cocaine.

2. A woman with a "daddy fetish" who doesn't want to work, but gets taken care of by a man with money.

(Other related terms: sugar baby, snow princess, little mouse, kitten)

Jay sure spends a lot of money on that snow mouse of his; I wonder if he has any left for his side chick.

by Sasuke9 June 14, 2017


Lil mouse

A term to express great amounts of hahas. like lil mouses squirming around forcing the laugh to come out. it beats lol and lmao in text because lil mouse is superior.

That was so funny Lil mouse

by Lilwaters December 21, 2022