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Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.
Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him
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typically for an undercover cop. Or any really shady person.
watch out for that shady mug on rt 309!
Dude, he's totally been acting like a shady mug lately. Fricker.
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something urban dictionary wants u to get
Ben Dover: reading an urban dictionary definition..
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when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup
hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !
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n. literally translated as "sperm face". Of or relating to one who is a trickster who practices in underhanded deeds.
He ganked my beer, that skeet mug.
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3 or more muggings happening at the same time.
Did you hear about Kelly, Amber, and Stacy? They got cluster mugged!!
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The act of taking one's hot mug of a liquid and pouring it all over his or her chest, the taking a shit on his or her chest.
Dude 1: Wow that girl is hot
Dude 2: Yea i'd Hot Mug her.
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