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A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.
Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?
A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.
"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"
When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.
Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.
A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.
Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.
A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.
Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar
John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her
Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.
Or
Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!
John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!
A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.
Homie- Yo what you into?
Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.