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Packing Beef

A multi-definition word of a sexual nature used for:

1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.

2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.

3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.

My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.

I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.

That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?

by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020


Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

by the steve kramer August 15, 2011


pack the barn

To fill up a stadium or field’s fan section for a game or competition

Game at 8, pack the barn.

by jahutch1226 October 29, 2019


Fire pack

When something is more than fire, it is fire pack

Yo this game, fire pack

by Cayzd January 23, 2019


Laugh Pack

A term used when your friends only laugh at each others jokes but never at yours even when they are an absolute banger.

Man, Mason and Evan only laugh at each others and never at mine or Josh's, I bet they are in a laugh pack.

by aaaaaddddddddd October 19, 2018


pen pack

Group of guys standing around one girl, while she performs oral sex on all of them alternating frequently between each guy.

Hey wanna get together with the guys for a pen pack with Lisa tonight?

by missiera March 22, 2011


decoy pack

(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.

guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)

by phillydrifter December 14, 2010