Peter Pan Syndrome

A major psychological and social issue that arises when an adult avoids the personal and professional responsibilities of being an adult. Some of the symptoms include difficulty expressing emotions, procrastination and unclear or poorly defined life goals, and "magical thinking" around mistakes or responsibilities, blaming others for their problems, have difficulty forming a deep connection with people, often desperate to find a partner but has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships, and trying to escape their reality to make their problems disappear. The person’s maturity level usually does not match their age.

Ivan is twenty-seven, but has not graduated college, does not have many close friends, can’t seem to maintain romantic relationships for long periods of time, and tends to procrastinate a lot to avoid taking care of important responsibilities. He appears to have Peter Pan Syndrome.

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Pan Con Pinga

Spanish for Penis Sandwich. 2 slices of cuban bread covered in "la mayonesa" with a Penis in between. Preferably eaten by "la mas puta"

Hey so I have Yodisleidi the biggest Pan Con Pinga she's ever had.

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Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

ur nan pan

Considered to be the underdog of insults, this phrase will catch your opponent off guard.

Paul:Ur mom gay
John:Ur dad lesbian
Paul:Ur granny tranny
John:Ur nan pan
Paul: *internally implodes, destroying the entire universe*

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

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Cheng Pan

The sexiest man in the world. Pimp and is able to get anyone he wants. True badass.

Boy 1:He's sucha Cheng Pan it's unbelievable. He get's all the girls!
Boy 2:I'm so jealous of Cheng Pan and he once broke my arm for talking to one of his girls!

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Potz and Pans

Extremely cool people. If you're a Potz and Pans you've got everything going for you.
You're a mixture of Potz, slightly crazy but with tang and Pans suitably wonderful.

You: You're so Potz and Pans.
Me: Thanks

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