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Pillow Negotiations

That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".

"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"

"You never ask!"

"I didn't know I had to ask!"

---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..

Pillow talk follows

by Melofawesome August 27, 2012


Hate Pillows

The flabby under arm area of extremely over weight people. Typically characteristic of obese Karen’s who have nothing better to do then judge everyone else

-You should’ve seen the “hate pillows” on that bitch start flapping when she thundered over to cock block that dude from her friend.

by DickDigglesworth March 26, 2022


pillow pic

Usually a pic of a girls tits. Many times the woman having an incredibly large breast size. A pillow is carefully positioned just enough so that it covers the nips but shows the areolas.

Can you send me a pillow pic for my birthday please?

by gluckbot January 28, 2016


helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.

Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.

by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012


Pillow pirate

An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.

"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"

by Tacorainstorm May 18, 2016


Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 24, 2021


pillow balls

Male testicles that are so soft women want to sick them all night long

gabby did you hear about matts balls
lauren yes, I heard they are pillow balls, I just wanna suck them right now

by The gorrillaazz September 21, 2013