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When a male is having anal intercourse with a female while in the "pile driver" position and the male ejaculates while inserted or "coming down the chimney" and also exclaiming "HO-HO-HO!!!"
I busted a nut in my girl's ass while pile-driving her and I yelled HO-HO-HO and she called me her Power Santa!
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santa claus is a cheap bitch who put me on the naughty list
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A dick that delivers multiple presents all over town in a single night
The ladies love when Dick Santa pops in town
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horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a Santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions
Peter was happy to get off Santa's lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.
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dumping girlfriend or boyfriend right before christmas so you dont have to buy them presents.
"Hey man, what are you getting tammy for christmas?"
"oh man, im givin' her the santa sack."
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(n) an individual who believes in giving the latest silicon gifts at Christmas time.
Traditionally this refers to more technological gifts such as computer games and iPods, but recently the term has come to refer to the practice of giving plastic surgery as a Christmas present.
"Only that silicon santa Joe would think of getting his girlfriend a boob job for Christmas."
"I'm so jealous of Sandy! Do you know how many silicon santa presents she found under the tree this year?"
"Silicon santa made my Christmas wish come true."
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Stoner Heaven, everyone there smokes pot, everyday. its a way of life.
I have a friend who lives in Santa Cruz.. everyone in her family smokes pot, mom dad brother and her, kinda sad i guess. but everyone does it
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