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A toilet seat that pinches your ass upon arising. Most common with wooden toilet seats that have an invisible hairline crack that opens with the weight of someone sitting but closes up and grabs some ass skin when the user rises and the weight is removed.
That frisky toilet seat at school got me for some skin and hair.
The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.
Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
No matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be SOMEONE who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.
Johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on Saturday. It was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. Fred walked up onto the lot on Monday and said to Johnny, " now Johnny! Who in tarnation will ever buy this car" Johnny smugly replied, " Now Fred! Don't you know that there is an ass for every seat"
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When a female has her seat-belt on and it crosses between her boobs making them look bigger in size which would later create a boner for the guy sitting in the car next to her looking at them.
"Hey Chubb's look at blonde in the car next to us. She has some awesome seat-belt titty's. I'd sure like to stick my cock between them"
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When a girl had a seat belt or a bag strap diagonally across her chest in between the breasts, further enhancing how big their tits look.
"Hey Fez, check out that girl seat belting over there.. I'd like to latch on the them huge chebs and milk the shit out of them"
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a person that touches another persons butt
What the crap you seat toucher dusche bag. Touch your own.
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The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.
One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.
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