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1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)
2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch
1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.
Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!
2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?
Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.
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The new name for "Ragheads" because of racism says one middle eastern raghead. Because of that statement the USMC issued THEIR statement. "The ragheads do wish to be called ragheads, because in fact it is not a rag but a sheet wraped around there head and will from this point forward may be referred as Little Sheet Heads"
1. Marine: DIE YOU DAMN LITTLE SHEET HEAD.
2. Army: Sir please shut them little sheet heads up
3. Air Force: Copy dropen a deuce on the little sheet heads
4. Navy: Why are we the only ones that cant come up with a usage for the little sheet head???
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the result of not fulfilling one of your many daily responsibilities as a man.
"I was trying to win fap free February but bed sheet hero'd on day 14
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Cum that has been freshly laid onto the sheet that you have just had sexual intercourse on, is cut into a small square or rectangle. this small portion of the sheet with your semen that you have just cut is now rolled into a cross joint and smoked by you and your lover.
Johnny was feeling a bit peckish, so he took his girlfriend on sheet rolling adventures whilst driving his prius.
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having sex with your mum in your bed
Unda da sheets... Unda da sheets... me and your muda makin your broda... under da sheets
Hooking up with someone more attractive than you. Dating someone higher class than you.
If you’re an average guy hooking up with a supermodel you really overshot your sheets.