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Shirt pants is an insult aimed at people with a basic or plain style, shirt and pants wearing people, who critique those whose style is more "extra".
Oh you don't like my outfit? What you got on shirt pants? Hmm, a shirt and pants? How creative.
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A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
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Tight shirts worn by women which causes people to stare at their boobs.
I'm failing class because I'm too distracted by the teacher's tit shirts.
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An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."
Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."
Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.
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Gangbang Shirt – The act of taking your t-shirt and lifting the front of the shirt over your head while your arms remain in the sleeves. This style is typically employed at gangbangs to allow prime viewing and minimal interference while banging but quick and convenient coverage while on a break or while waiting to get back to the hole.
I stretched out my brand new Widespread Panic t-shirt by wearing it as a gangbang shirt last weekend at the party. It was soooo worth it.
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A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.
"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."
"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."
"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"
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"On a shirt" or "put that on a shirt" or "THAT ON A SHIRT".
These phrases mean that the shit goes hard.
They also mean that its true, or clever.
So clever, cool, or true that you would indeed put it on a shirt and wear it.
This term was made by me and i live in florida so you can call it florida slang my fellow jits lmao.
"Bro what should our clan name be on Call of duty?"
"Uhh... OH! name it, *insert cool name*"
"Dude thats sounds cool AF if it was On a shirt bro."
I came up with this cause i wanted to come up with a cool name for sumn and i was like that would look cool on a shirt too.
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