Smart Amount

Alot of. To get or posess alot of an item

Jim-Did yawl get any of them watermelons from old man jones produce stand?
Joe- Yeah,We went down there yeeeesterdey.
Jim-How much ya get?
Joe.Hell,i dunno,a right Smart Amount.

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Smart Car

A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".

I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.

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smart-arse

the hyphen is important

Run! is a smart-arse

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smart people

Literally everyone, including person who is writing this. 💫🌟✨👑

Every People are smart people

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Dumb Smart

1.) the act of smartly being dumb
2.) finding loopholes
3.) being a man

a female on facebook posts a status "boys are stoopid" a male friend quickly counters with a dim-witted comment "Well good thing I'm a man and not a boy."

this is an example of being Dumb Smart.

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smart blonde

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.

Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!

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Smart hair

The little hairs in the back of your neck.

I just grabbed your dumb sss by the smart hairs.

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