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When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.
hey smurf village!
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An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:
# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps
Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.
Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!
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a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.
Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.
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When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.
Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.
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when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you
that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!
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An angry midget that fishes you in the face for no reason (look at fish)
that guy that fished me is a propa smurf
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