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When a girl lays down on her back and swoop in and drop your dick into her mouth like Spiderman kissing Mary Jane, but with your dick.
Female: "I had such a great time spider kissing your dick all last night."
Male: "Whatever bitch, I'm busy and shit. Deuces!"
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A real-life head crab. These things are huge they jump at your face, scream and then eat you.
Oh God a fucking CAMEL SPIDER!
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if you imagine a round piece of soft flesh with the look of the eight legs of a spider all spread out from one central deep, dark brown point and ponder where we all love to plunge a finger now and then, you will know exactly what i am talking about. seepooper and balloon knot
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
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A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.
I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.
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1. Someone that is well-versed in the field of Arachnology.
2. A faggot, it was originally a 7chan wordfilter of the word faggot many years ago, showed up when people would respond with posts like 'do it faggot'; but nowadays it tends to be used as an insult more for someone who knows way too much about shit no-one cares about.
"Arachnology is so fascinating"
"shut the fuck up spider expert"
"I'm gonna slit my wrists"
"DO IT SPIDER EXPERT"
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n; A spider, particularly homeless, that travels around carrying a whiskey bottle. Id this spider were to hit you with the whiskey bottle, you are then intoxicated and pass out. When you wake up, your wallet will be gone. Some say that this is due to Hobo Spiders wanting more money for booze.
If you come to the city, you better be on the look out for a Hobo Spider.
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Spider-Boah is a plain insult on people who speak like funky cowboys, It is what us cool kids would call an absolute loser nword, Most common Folk cling to this name as it is short, simple and dumb as fuck, Often inducing a Nigga Moment
P1: "Hey man!"
P2: "Howdy Br0"
P1: Ayo nah dawg you speak like a Spider-Boah get that gay ass shit outta here
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