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When in a sauna you take a shit on a towel, and let it sit for approximately 2 hours. Once its all steamed up and wet with shit. you the scissors position with partner and ram the shit steam towel into her vagina like a nail being hammered into wood. After being completely rammed in there you follow it up with the Alabama hot pocket.
jocktown: o dude last night was so hardcore!
butt nugget: Really? what did u end up doing?
Jocktown: niomi and i hooked up!
Butt nugget: how far did u take it?
Jocktown: i took it all the way! i gave her the McDowell Steam Towel! she even asked for it herself!
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a vag already used by a guys dick.
see wetting a towel
frankie: maile has a wet towel!
anna: her towels been wet MANY times!
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A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.
Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?
Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
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Euphemism for having sex. The expression came about because the sound made while nailing a towel rack sounds a lot like the sound of a headboard banging against the wall during sex. Also, see "nail."
Yeah, he wasn't the best husband in the world, but he sure could nail a towel rack.
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The action of placing a towel on the bed before having sex with your partner whilst in her period. The towel limits bedsheet soiling.
My G/F was in her moons and was up for it so we threw a towel down and got on with it.
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When you cum into a bucket till it's full put it on a towel, while you doing it doggy style wrap the towel around your partner and waterboard them and yell "tell us you secrets"
Jim: ya me and Amy did the Arab moist towel last night.
Bob: really did she tell you her secrets?
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When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.
Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.
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