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A Tower Rush is a tactic used by the best of players wherein the players choose a race with towers (typicially orcs, and watch towers are built) and then build towers in and around all of your allies, enemies and your own bases. In order to optomizze this strategy, it is best to collect resources from your allies (as much as possible) and take every gold mine you can (including your allies' mines) so as to build the most towers possible.
"OMG! My ally just built towers around my gold mine and blew up my base!"
"It's called a Tower Rush, nubcake. Now gimme more gold!"
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A Pig Roast with a celebration. See pig roast.
Krystal was being Eiffel Towered by Matt and Ryan. She loves every second of it.
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When one deficates into the toilet leaving the poo standing out of the water leaning only on its own structural integrity.
"Dude I totally just squeezed out a tower of power"
"No way! According to the laws of physics, the chances of that happening are like 10000 to 1 .... Lets put it on ratemypoo.com right away!"
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The act of synchronous penetration by two men of a wife, married to one of the men. The wife must perform a handstand with her legs spread apart and the men penetrate both the cock pocket and the balloon knot at once. The men hold each other up on tippy toes with backs bent in and palms touching while the wife sways her whiskerbiscut and her hamflower back and forth along the mens porksnorkels.
Jim and Marlene have been wonderful friends of mine for years. Why Jim and I even pulled a wifel tower on Marlene one Sunday after church behind a dairy queen dumpster on a hot day.
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When you get a stiffy before a girl even touches you.
When Joanna walked by Mark, he immediatly turned into the Sears Tower.
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Sexual move where one man puts his penis in a girls mouth and the other guy puts it in her butt.
Cliff and Casey like to Eiffel Tower the C-Store girl.
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