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The section of a bike frame that connects the head tube (where the forks go) with the seat tube (where the seat post goes). Usually 20-21 inches on a BMX bike. A shorter top tube generally means a shorter wheelbase, therefore making the front end easier to lift. Flatland frames commonly have shorter top tubes (~18.5") for ease of maneuvering. A tall rider may find bruised knees as a result of a top tube being too short.
Jack: Yo, my top tube is 22 inches!
Jill: Compensating for something?
Jack: Blow me.
<James winces as the cross brace collides with his junk>
Jeremy: HAHAHA! That's what you get for trying a flatland trick!
<James moans>
James: Yeah, I was looking into a flatland frame with a shorter top tube...
Jeremy: Panzy.
When you get a catheter in your penis.
We got drunk and got into a car wreck and I had to get a catheter when I was in the hospital, Now i have a tube dick.
Term can be used to sarcasticly nickname a cigarette. Came about on the basis that cigarettes can cause tumors and a cigarette is shaped in a tube-like fashion.
Infamously invented by the late great Brian Adams.
Can be used by one friend to another in a fitting circumstance to degrade the usage of a cigarette
ie. Yo Son, is ya'll on some wack shit, goin out in this fucking rain just to smoke a god dam Tumor Tube. Ya'll ain't even ballin 10 deep, never mind 12.
garcia y vegas, that come in a green tube, type of cigar used to role blunts, that mary jane is placed into.
Danielle-Dude im so sick of dutches
Kelly- lets go to the deli and get a green tube.
Danielle - great idea causes we'll be trippin on xo's
Kelly- true
The biggest fag you will ever meet in a online match. A fag that uses a grenade launcher the whole game and always kills you on a kill streak. Usually uses danger close and a claymore; and always camps :{
That Noob Tube just killed me on a 10 kill streak
A tube in which noobs use to devestate their opponents.
Aw dude he just noob tubed me.