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Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
Discharging of urine.
Especially up through 9-years-old, though with my 1 pant down, I urinate on myself due to I urinate inside my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.
When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you
Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”
Guy 2: “Oh shit!”
someone who inhales urine for pure enjoyment
oh Leah ur just a pure urine inhaler
Masculine Urination is peeing very hard to the point that it burns a hole through the toilet like a pressure washer, and then not flushing.
Masculine urination on a tuesday
Aardvark123127987 should not put his coat here, because he might pee on it.
"What is this?" Aardvark did not know about urinal coat racks until he was enlightened.