wed nos

a hot man that likes men

“That is a wed nos moment.”

Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

Wedding Cake

In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.

Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?

wedding bells

To be a prick

"I hear wedding bells" said the prick.

Golden wedding

When you urinate on someone.

''She wanted a ring, so I gave her a golden wedding."

Wedding people

The plural form of the gender neutral and non-binary friendly way of referring to any person in a wedding party.

We are wedding people.

I want all of us to be referred to as wedding people, not bridesmaids nor groomsmen.

Arkansas Wedding

See shotgun wedding, married under circumstances, but with a relative.

I don’t see why they’re rushing for an Arkansas Wedding, the baby gonna have the same name either way.