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an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).
I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead
When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.
"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"
THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.
"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."
Being that guy. The ticket to get out of the mud. The golden ticket to success.
“Did you see Johnny got 3 d1 offers yesterday?”
“Yeah bro, he’s the ticket”
To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"