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Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.
Ticket queens hog all the glory.
A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.
Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".
Look at that slow poke driver. Ticket Little.
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Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.
Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....
Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.
Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly
To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.