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It is the joy of having a bonerific time in your pants. When your snake gets larger due to interactions of various human kinds, it can lead to the situation of 'Tight undies'.
An example of this:
Boy 1: Oh hey theres that chic I want to ask out, should I do it?
Boy 2: Yeah go for it dude
*Boy 1 walks over*
Boy 1: Hey babesickle, wanna go out this weekend?
Girl: Yeah sure, but what is that bulging in your pants, looks like your undies are getting a bit tighter
Boy 1: Well you see, old beatrice got a bit excited downstairs when I saw you, so yeah... Bloody tight undies
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Any items of female clothing openly worn by men for both their own deviant pleasures and in order to bemuse their colleagues.
Chris is wearing his green tights again today, no wonder he's giggling like that.
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Friends that are so close, others believe they have regular sex. Especially used with married people having an affair.
John: I have two co-workers who are very tight, like junk tight.
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Someone who has alot of money and doesn't like spending it, not even on himself.
Barry "I'm short of 10p on the parking meter, have you got any change"
Frank "I've got 20p, don't worry about it"
20 minutes later...
Frank "Well where's my 10 pence, mehh mehh"
Barry "What a fucking tight spice
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A close group of people that all have some kind of ridiculous steez.
Kid 1:"Hey did you see that new clothing line Tight Knit?"
Kid 2:"Yeah dude, I am TightKnit"
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Behaving in a cold or unforgiving way due to angst, a hangup or some bogus morality or propriety.
1. He got up tight about me smoochin' with his woman and sulked about it until the wine smoothed things out and we decided the bitch wasn't worth the trouble.
2. The pigs were really up tight about their missing squad car, but Jimmy was no snitch.
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Something thats only tight around or close to christmas
Dude1 " Dude did you see my sweater ? "
Dude2 " Hell yea dude its Christmas tight ! "
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