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What ma niggas say instead of holy shit nigga in front of white niggas
Holy pancakes batman he fucked yo mom
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an exclamation used when someone is showing entirely to much cleavage.
girl with a low cut shirt walks up
"HOLY CLEAVAGE BATMAN!"
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A Severely Underrated Game Made by Rocksteady Game Studios
"Jeez, I hated the tank battles in Batman: Arkham Knight so much, man."
"Shut up, no one asked"
Batman bin Suparman is a 23-year old Javanese man who has a freaking awesome name. If you don't think it's awesome, then you must be EXTREMELY delusional. Unfortunately for him, he was arrested and imprisoned in Singapore for attempt of robbery.
Jeffy: Have you heard of Batman bin Suparman?
Mario: I don't like his name.
Jeffy: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?!
Batman Returns is a 1992 American superhero film directed by Tim Burton. Based on the DC Comics character Batman, it is a sequel to 1989's Batman, with Michael Keaton reprising the title role of Bruce Wayne/Batman. The film introduces the characters of Max Shreck (Christopher Walken), a business tycoon who teams up with the Penguin (Danny DeVito) to take over Gotham City, as well as the character of Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer).
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Batman Returns (1992) facts:
1. Neither Tim Burton nor Michael Keaton had been signed up in advance for a sequel; Burton came on board only after the script met all his demands (he hadn't been entirely happy with the first Batman's screenplay), whilst Keaton only agreed to do the second film after a serious hike in salary.
2. It was intended that the character of Robin be introduced in the sequel to Batman. Reportedly, Tim Burton collaborated with DC Comics artist Norm Breyfogle to redesign the Robin costume so that it would coincide with the one planned for the film. Kenner Toys even went so far as to produce a corresponding action figure, but when Robin was eventually written out of the script, Kenner released the toy anyway, as the character newly rendered in the comic books.
3. WILHELM SCREAM: Before Batman straps the dynamite to the strongman, he hurls a goon over a bridge. As the goon flies through the air, he screams the famous Wilhelm scream.
4. Michael Keaton was alleged to have earned $11 million for reprising his role as the Caped Crusader.
5. The final Christmas ball scene is quite symbolic: since it is a masque party all the guests are in disguise. The only two guests there who actually aren't wearing masks are Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle. This implies that their real personalities are Batman and Catwoman respectively, and that their public appearance without a costume is just a disguise for the society.
When you happen to be in a shitstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.
Shit, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn't know I'm gay! Where the fuck is Batman?!
Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?
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1. You are about to kill, annialite, pwn, rape, destroy, or first-go-dirty-hoe whoever you said this to
2. You are the Batman
1. Fuck you and your couch I am Batman
2. I am Batman
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