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v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline
Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?
Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.
And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!
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Tom : What should I wear to this party ?!
Heather : how about you wear your Robin hood outfit ?
Tom : ooh meow this kitty's got claws ! ;)
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the best pker on Runescape, he fucking owns all.
guy one: hey dude, i just watched j o o claw's pk vids! their fucking epic! guy two:i know man, i was in world 65 chillin west of edge, watchin him wreck the shit out of everyone!
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.
Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!
When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.
Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.
Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw
Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!