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Jug

A person who does any kind of drug.
Junkie

That jug will get her full on any kind of drug.
Jugs fill up on anything.

by Papa Legba 813 August 22, 2023


Jug

“Jug” is one of the many traditional, british terms for a pint, or a series thereof.

See also: Jars (n)

In centuries past, beer was served in earthenware jars, some of which had a handle on the side (See: Toby jug). Over the years, these earthenware jugs were replaced by metal and latterly, glass jugs, which gave rise to the euphemism we know, and love today.

Often heard in conjuction with “pop out for,” “I’m just going for a jug” is usually understood to mean that the person intends to drink as many pints as possible in a worryingly short space of time. This is so that he can give the impression, on returning home, that he is anything but the beer-soaked bar fiend he is and avoid angering “the management”.

The reasoning behind this “concentrated sesh” is because science has shown that women expect men to drink perhaps two pints an hour, not the fifteen pints that their husbands are desperately chugging in The Dog and Duck to render themselves anaesthetised to the horrors of domestic life. The studies have also shown a direct correlation between the amount of time spent away and the level of suspicion. Once the level of suspicion exceeds about 50%, the probability of World War III occuring rapidly increases to 1.

“The boys and I have decided to pop out for a few jugs, back in an hour!”

“Sorry kids, your father’s gone for a jug with the boys; he won’t be back for another hour but I’m sure that he will be delighted to read to you as soon as he comes in..” (Not bloody likely!)

by WileyCoyotus February 23, 2018


Jugs

Another word for boobies

Jim: “nice jugs
Sally: “thanks”

by Cyberspaxz October 22, 2023


JUG

To hit a play on someone. To finnese someone , stealing in a way. To convince someone out of money , stealing without a weapon. Scamming basically

I hit a jug on my grandma for 2000$ I told her I was locked up . She sent me the money to get out but I was never locked in

by StreetFacts April 19, 2023


Jug

To hit a play , usually involving dealin or scammin . When you take someone’s money for services , they are the customer / Jug. To hit a lick without robbing them

I hit a jug onna grandma for her life savings , quick 30000 . It’s a cold world

by StreetFacts May 21, 2023


Jug

A person, usually a florida native kid who is still stuck in his high school ways who still only cares about weed drugs booze n bitches. They don’t see how much of a jug head they really are , they question why all these bad things happen to them yet they hang out with toxic people and are always into the wrong thing , pills, petty theft , robbing, stealing, tryin to steal your girlfriend. Also know as a clod

That guy seems pretty childish or a jug in my book dude.

by The Sith Lord September 21, 2018


Jug

Shit it's when you steal something.

Bob just jug somebody car .

by Dracoling August 12, 2017